Talk Dirt To Me oversized acid-wash black tee, shown in size L

Talk Dirt To Me Tee

S / Black
$37.00
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Talk Dirt To Me oversized acid-wash black tee, shown in size L

Talk Dirt To Me Tee

$37.00
Fit note

Want the baggy streetwear look? Size up 1–2 sizes. Model photos are styled oversized.

Every piece is made to order, so sizing exchanges aren’t possible. before you order.

Size Guide

Tees / PLANTSTERA

Product measurements

Measured with the garment laid flat

SizeLength (cm)(in)1/2 Bust (cm)(in)
S7027.65622
M7228.35822.8
L7429.16023.6
XL7629.96224.4
2XL7830.76425.2

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat; a variance of 1–2 cm is normal. For the baggy streetwear look, size up 1–2 sizes.

How to measure

These measurements are of the garment itself, laid flat. To find your size, lay a piece that fits you well flat and measure it the same way:

  • Length: from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
  • 1/2 Bust: straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

For the baggy streetwear look, size up 1–2 sizes. Model photos are styled oversized.

Size
ColorBlack
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Details

A little dirt never hurt. The Talk Dirt to Me Tee features distressed retro lettering, a bold Anthurium graphic, and vintage-inspired botanical artwork. Made for plant lovers with a sense of humor and an eye for streetwear.

🐾 Make it a matching set: add the Talk Dirt To Me dog vest so you and your pup can twin.

Product Details

  • Material: Soft, breathable cotton
  • Fit: Relaxed, European sizing
  • Design: Vintage botanical graphic print
  • Sizes: S–2XL
  • Unisex style

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not bleach.

Sizing: Check the size chart before ordering. Measurements may vary by 1–3 cm.

Shipping & returns

Every piece is printed fresh after you order it. Orders typically process in 3–5 business days and arrive 7–12 business days after shipping. These are estimates, not guarantees, and peak season can add time.

Standard shipping is $8, free on orders $50+. Every order ships with tracking to the 48 contiguous US states and Washington, D.C.

Because each piece is made to order, all sales are final. No returns or exchanges for size or change of mind, so please check the Size Guide first. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and we'll send a replacement or refund.

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